Quotes added on Wednesday, July 3 2013

And I don't want the world to see me,
cause I don't think that they'd understand.
Checking behind the shower curtain
before you pee to make sure there's
no serial killers.
Just so you know, One Direction's 3 year anniversairy is on July 23. I've been crying for like 3 hours now.



i used to care,

until i lost my emotions

 
Me: Mom, can we go now?
Mom: Yeah, just a second
Me: Okay
*two hours later*
Mom: Okay, lets go
GIVE ME THE
NUTELLA
AND NOBODY GETS HURT

 


One Direction: Get out, get out, get out of my head!
Me: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!


"Always smile,
life isn't full of reasons to smile,
but your smile itself is a reason for others to smile too."





 
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Dear girls,

Quit trying to look like us in
your photos. It's embarrasing
our species.

Sincerely, ducks
Got problem with my attitude?
That makes two of us!
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