Quotes added on Wednesday, July 3 2013
And I don't want the world to see me,
cause I don't think that they'd understand.
cause I don't think that they'd understand.
Checking behind the shower curtain
before you pee to make sure there's
no serial killers.
before you pee to make sure there's
no serial killers.
Just so you know, One Direction's 3 year anniversairy is on
July 23. I've been crying for like 3 hours now.
Me: Mom, can we go now?
Mom: Yeah, just a second
Me: Okay
*two hours later*
Mom: Okay, lets go
Mom: Yeah, just a second
Me: Okay
*two hours later*
Mom: Okay, lets go
GIVE ME
THE
NUTELLA
AND NOBODY GETS HURT
NUTELLA
AND NOBODY GETS HURT
One Direction: Get out, get out, get out of my head!
Me: I'm trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
Dear girls,
Quit trying to look like us in
your photos. It's embarrasing
our species.
Sincerely, ducks
Quit trying to look like us in
your photos. It's embarrasing
our species.
Sincerely, ducks
