Quotes added on Wednesday, July 3 2013

*at the end of test*
Teacher: PUT DOWN YOUR PEN!!
Me: Relax, b.itch. It's a pen not a gun.
 

Truly good people are getting crushed by the heaviness of air
-dr.palmer
pretty little liars

WHY. why the hell did i turn you down. i could have EASILY had you as mine. but now that i want you, you want her.

I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL. 
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I COULD SAY THAT A MILLION TIMES AND I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

*teacher catches me whispering to my friend*
Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class?
Me: Obviously not, that's why I whispered it

i love you once
i love you still
i always have
i always will.

brad pitt is one of the sexiest men i have ever seen
go ahead judge me
idrc

You called me a b.itch. A b.itch is a dog.
Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature.
Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment!

Hi everybody. I'm Mexican, and I was just wondering about all of the sterotypes that you guys have about us. I know you guys think we ride horses and wear ponchos, but we have normal homes and stuff . Soooooooo, tell me, how do you guys think we live?