Quotes added on Sunday, July 14 2013
Girls?
Sometimes on dats,
guys hold in their
farts just to be polite!
Sometimes on dats,
guys hold in their
farts just to be polite!
Going out with the guy
that your friend has a crush on is like having an affair
"Now if we meet out on the street I won't be running
scared, I'll walk right up to you and put one finger in the
air.
And make you undersatnd; you had your chance."
And make you undersatnd; you had your chance."
Advice: F/cking enjoy high
school.
Because every day after you leave will be filled with existential crisis and real people stuff.
Avoid graduation at all costs.
You're welcome.
Because every day after you leave will be filled with existential crisis and real people stuff.
Avoid graduation at all costs.
You're welcome.
me on the first day of school: omg this year is gonna be fun
me 2 weeks later: omg how many more days till summer
me 2 weeks later: omg how many more days till summer
And I told you to be
patient,
and I told you to be fine. And I told
you to be balanced, and I told you to be
kind. And in the morning I'll be with you, but
it will be a different kind. 'Cause I'll be holding
the tickets and you'll be owning all the fines.
Come on skinny love.
you to be balanced, and I told you to be
kind. And in the morning I'll be with you, but
it will be a different kind. 'Cause I'll be holding
the tickets and you'll be owning all the fines.
Come on skinny love.
In P.E class there is
always that one kid who thinks they're in the f/cking olympics
That moment of
annoyance
You get when someone who joined
Witty after you get a
Top Quote
Stop waiting for prince charming
Get up and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something
And as she jumped off the cliff she swore she
was flying.
