Quotes added on Thursday, July 18 2013

I noticed that after I started playing Angry Birds
My pigs started to make the smae noises as the pigs
From angry birds

My sense of humor is so weird. I will legit laugh about anything sexual, anything stupid, and some morbid sh*t. I'm like a 14 year old boy, 5 year old and the guy in my town who hangs stuffed animals from his trees all at once.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. — Robert Frost

Did you guys know that if you twist your tongue all the way around to the right and touch the tip of it on the right
 side, you will feel your finger on the opposite side where it would've been if your tongue was the right way? Your brain can't tell why your tongue is tiwsted so it senses it where it noramally would've been.

So there's this guy in my town and he hangs stuffed animals from the trees in his yard. Basically the whole town is split in half on whether or not he should take them down beacause they're an eyesore (and people shooting up isn't?) but yeah.

I just want you to know that no matter how alone you feel, you're not.
Because I am and always will be here for each and every one of you. 
If you have read my profile, you may already know that.
Even if you think I am just saying this, I'm not.
I am 100% serious. 
I am always here for all of you. 
You may think that i don't know what you're going through. 
You may be right.
But you may also be wrong. 
I have been through a lot and I am in the process of recovery<3
No matter what the situation is, I will do everything I can to help you get through whatever it is you're dealing with. 
To me, you are all perfect and you deserve to live a happy life. 
<3

Remember to keep smiling and keep your head held high. 
Don't let life get you down.

Make today amazing<3

I know people hate when other people call themselves potatoes but... 
                           

I just ate a potato..... 

You are what you eat....

                                            sorry....                                                                                                  
 
                                         love,                                                                   The potato.

i'd pause my plorn for you






 

BANKRUPT SOLAR SYSTEM ;
it was the moon that was broke & the
constellations wEre in recession .

When the most popular jocky guy in your school looks at you, I mean really looks at you, and you wonder "Does he actually think I'm pretty or am I that ugly that people have to stare?"
This has happened for the past two weeks. What's his deal?! Merhh.