Quotes added on Sunday, July 21 2013


Casey Anthony: Kills daughter, Caylee Anthony, and is found not guilty
George Zimmerman: Kills unarmed, Trayvon Martin, and is found not guilty
Marissa Alexander: Sentenced 20 years for firing a warning shot while being attacked by her abusive husband


And all of this happens in f_ked up Florida
 


You're sweeter than Candy 



 
I'm finally getting my man back one day at a time. After what happened I thought I never would. Taking it slow but I'm we're getting close again.! :))
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1: Call Wal mart or any other store with a public restroom.
2: Tell them you are stuck in the bathroom and need toilet paper.
3: Hang up
4: Call back
5: Start freaking out saying your feces is all over you, etc
6: If they ask who you are, guys say you are in the girls bathroom because there was a guy doin bad things in the boys bathroom, girls say you're in the boys bathroom sitting in the urinal.
7: Hang up
8: call back again say that everyone was being rude
9: fart or make a farting noise in the phone
10: Scream in the phone that its all over its all over the floor and your clothes and everything else.
11: Hang up
12: Call back and say that you called the wrong store
13: call another store repeat steps.







     I don't know what to do
                         [x] [x]  ONCE        THIS GETS                  STARTED - I NEVER MEANT TO BE SO 
       
    broken hearted.





 

Me: *in PE*
Me: oh, there goes the ball

Me: along with all the f/cks i give
I TRY SO HARD TO BE SOMEONE YOU WANT.











           BUT WHAT IF TOMORROW YOU
                                                                             notice my flaws and imperfections, and don't look at me the same as you did today.   




 

You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-writing the last one.
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