Quotes added on Wednesday, July 24 2013

BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THE HAPPINESS THE LIES BRING YOU
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*friend calls me*
Friend: Can I come and hang at yours?
Me: *crying* Not right now, I'm just so
Friend: *cuts me off in the middle of my sentence* What's the matter?
Me: Nothing.
Friend: WHAT THE HELL IS IT???
Me: It's just that, One Direction's Best Song Ever Music Video has come out and I can't get over how HOT they look!
Friend: *hangs up*
Me: *talking to laptop screen* It's okay guys, now it'll only us 6.

when I die, I want my tombstone
  to have free WiFi, that way people
                                          will visit it more often.

 

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I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or running through fields of flowers.
No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy, romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds...
You must suffer like I do.
there is a wasp in my living room and its dying and crawling all over, and i keep telling the dog to save me and kill it, but hes so blind he cant find it very well. it dissapeared twice, and now its back, but i can only hear it trying to fly help im gonna die!
At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You're an a.sshole but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I'm still here, or where could I go
You're the only love I've ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you,
So much, I think it must be

True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like
True love, true love,
It must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you
House Of Beauty,

You're talkin' to the cutie!

How may I help you? (:
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