Quotes added on Monday, July 29 2013




I poured everything
I had into you.      &   you
           WERE STILL EMPTY.


 
37 0 MissAnna MissAnna
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*biking with family*
Brother: *does three backflips on bike*
Dad: *bikes at 300mph*
Me: *falls onto hood of car while turning at 2mph*
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funny
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Teacher: What do you want to be? Becca?
Becca: Vet!
Teacher: Justin?
Justin: Firefighter.
Teacher: Victoria?
Me: I want to be an umpire so I get paid to ump.
Teacher: Try again.
Me: Axe murderer.
Teacher: Try again.
Me: Homicidal maniac who gets paid to ump.
Teacher: *sighs*
8 2 *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
umpingtime




Thinking of You
taniaroseolmos's quote

4 0 TaniaRoseOlmos TaniaRoseOlmos
love
I miss you bestfriend.
Where did you go and why did you leave me when I needed you most.

5 0 Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
comeback
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Dear Children,

When you look under your bed for monsters, what are you going to do if you find one?
2 0 QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
scary
Driver of Car: Could you please find the contacts on my phone
Friend 1: Ohh I found it
Friend 2: That's settings
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funny
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