Quotes added on Thursday, August 8 2013
Girl: Dad, I'm a lesbian
Sister: Me too Dad.
Dad: Does anyone in here like guys!?!?
Son: I do!
Dad: -_-
Sister: Me too Dad.
Dad: Does anyone in here like guys!?!?
Son: I do!
Dad: -_-
My grandma thought
an iPad was
a
feminime product
and
gave me the funniest face when I asked
for one.
xD
an iPad was
a
feminime product
and
gave me the funniest face when I asked
for one.
xD
I don't just sing in the shower...
I preform
I preform
Liebe muss nicht perfekt sein,
müssen Sie nur real sein
El amor no necesita ser perfecto
solamente necesita ser real
The love doesn´t need to be perfect, it only needs to be
real
How many languages I have to use for
you to understand!
"Rawr" does not mean 'I love you' in
dinosaur.
Have you seen Jurassic Park?
That means " I'm gonna f/cking eat you."
Have you seen Jurassic Park?
That means " I'm gonna f/cking eat you."
Can School just Go Away
Forever?
And Ever.
AND EVER.
Yeah Thanks.
And Ever.
AND EVER.
Yeah Thanks.
Let's all just take a moment...
And be thankfull that spiders don't fly
And be thankfull that spiders don't fly
Math Problems:
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have?
Normal answer: 5 chocolate bars
My answer:... Diabetes. Jim has diabetes
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have?
Normal answer: 5 chocolate bars
My answer:... Diabetes. Jim has diabetes
