Quotes added on Thursday, August 8 2013







Live each day as if it's your last...
                                           'Cause one day it will be. 

nmq

 
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I talk about wanting a
"boyfriend"
But I don't even know what
 I'd do with one
Like what do you just kiss him
and then leave him alone
in a corner
How often does it eat



 
NMF
NMQ

 



 






How to lose your viginity 
                                       Buy a hamster name it Virginity. Lose it. Congrats. You have just lost your Virginity

nmq

 
you never really can fix a heart
What if a sloth has been chasing you for the last 5 years and he just can't catch up to you
When in doubt, blame someone else or go on Wikipedia...
I can't believe that when I breath there's something good inside of me just one good thing inside of me. So close to me that memory that one good thing inside of me.
When I was little I fell asleep on the couch
and woke up in my bed
Now I fall asleep on the couch
and wake up in a new bugatti
You all are mattoids.
Kidding.
I love you all
And you all are probably like 'Dafaq is a mattoid?'
Google it.
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