Quotes added on Friday, August 9 2013

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           When life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies
Lisa, you are the shelter for my soul 
Lisa, you heal my heart when I lose control 
As I let my fingers trace 
Each time worn line upon your face 
I know only love creates a masterpiece like you 
I know it's true 
Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever 
Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye 
Only you know who I am 
Only you really understand 
Nothing's going to take you away 

Lisa, I know we live in different worlds 
Lisa, I will always be your little girl 
And on a stormy night 
You built a rainbow to my door 
I'll always remember you 
Lisa, Lisa, say you're going to live forever 
Lisa, Lisa, we're never gonna say goodbye 
Only you know who I am 
Only you really understand 
Nothing's going to take you away from me
Last night I had dream about me getting hit by a Goldfish cracker truck and dying. It was quite a fabulous way to die.


me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some vegetable frie-
chinese restaraunt: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaraunt: *to the chef* zhīfáng mêiguó xīwáng dán juān
me: what



it's been 6 months since I last cut. right now, I really need to feel the pain & see the blood flow from my wrist.

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Me: Magic Conch Shell, should I start my homework?
Magic Conch Shell: No
Me: The conch has spoken

Should I really make my dog an Instagram? 
Fave if I should
Comment if you would follow it :)
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When everyone has gone to bed
and the sun has already set,
you'll walk into my mind again
and I'll wish we never met.
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