Quotes added on Saturday, August 10 2013

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I'm deleting my Witty...Sorry
2 35 Lane * Lane *
witty
"I got all the bad genes,"
the boy says before moving on to talk about how girls send him nudes.
29 0 Breeze Breeze
ugh
Walking by my roomates room
Her BF:if you jump I jump
Her:Woww what kind of wussy bullish have you been watching
1 0 LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
funny
You're boy pretty...meaning you're what guys want. Um what?
3 0 heyitsjo heyitsjo
noimnot
*At work*
Guy: How should I get my hair cut?
Girl: You should get a buzz cut
Guy: No, I would look too much like a potato
6 0 theWalrus theWalrus
prettymuch
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This vicious velvet ain't enough
So baby,            make a move
My neon    eyes are     set on         you
The devil's language  tastes of lüst

7 0 capsized* capsized*
thecab
Soon I won't exist in anyone's memory. No one would remember a person who's not worth remembering.
3 0 xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
hope
All the boys that I've ever kissed Have moved away I must be a bad kisser
15 2 flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
love
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