Quotes added on Saturday, August 17 2013

Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I really
don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman year.

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
Being In Love with your Fridge is safer than having s^x with condoms its a fact...
Well According to  Me
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
i start school on monday
and i feel like im
getting sick&&
im gonna get my period soon.
I am just fine.
I'm a daughter hiding her depression.
I'm your sister making a good impression.
I'm a friend acting like I'm fine.
I'm a teenager pushing her tears aside.
I'm the girl sitting next to you.
I'm the one asking you to care.
I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there.

yoga pants. big hoodies. leggings. uggs. football games. haunted houses. hay rides. halloween. scary movies. fall.

This quote does not exist.
So he broke up with me because he wanted to chill with other girls at the fair instead of me.
Chuck Norris shaved his beard and now he looks old. There is only one logical explanation for this: The beard held his immortality.
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