teacher: "you kids need to
stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in
you!"
eoghan: *shrieks
and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE
D!"
teacher:
"what's he doing?"
me:
"...he's chasin' down the D,
ma'am"
eoghan: "SWEET
JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
eoghan: "I LOVE
THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"
teacher:
"what."
eoghan: *shrieks
again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH
D!"