Quotes added on Friday, August 30 2013

I've never seen a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.♥  

-Gelett Burgess
I wonder if she is happier without me....like i see her all the time but i dont really like watch her to see if she is truly happy i just look away as fast as i can.....im pretty sure she is alot happier without me pestering her all the time...I wonder if this hurts her just as much as it hurts me...i sure hope not because this hurts worse then getting hit by a truck.
CHLOE I KNOW YOUR SISTERS GOT IT GOING ON
Good work Radio Disney
Pick up lines:

1.  Boy are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
2.  Whats that on your face? Oh wait beautiful doesnt come off.
3.  Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
4.  Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
5.  Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
When you see something...
And all you can think is
THIS IS GOLD OH MY GOD.
Is that just me?



they'll write on my grave stone; I loved you                                      
                                                      MORE THAN I SHOULD 



 
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