Quotes added on Sunday, September 1 2013

One of my favorite things to do is to make somebody smile and feel loved and cared about.

*Waits for hundreds of "Wake me up wen September ends" quotes*
I'm sorry I killed you before you had the chance to live.
I don't think I have ever been so disappointed in a movie.
I watched Jurrasic Park to see people get ripped to bloody shreds by majestic killing machine dinosaurs but only like two or three people died. 
Happy music played at the end . There were sleeping children.
This quote does not exist.
Do you ever listen to a sad love song, on a road trip looking out the car window pretending like it was the depressing part of a romance movie?
A pair of lemons were walking down street and a car run over one of them and the other begins to cry and somebody ask him
"He was part of your family?"
"No! He splashed lemon juice on my eyes!"
It seems like when nobody was there for me, you guys were, so I'd just like to say thank you all so much.

Home is wherever you are.

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