I don't think I have ever been so disappointed in a
movie.
I watched Jurrasic Park to see people get ripped to bloody shreds
by majestic killing machine dinosaurs but only like two or three
people died.
Happy music played at the end . There were sleeping children. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! DIE CHILDREN
DIE!
A pair of lemons were walking down street and a car run over one
of them and the other begins to cry and somebody ask him
"He was part of your family?"
"No! He splashed lemon juice on my eyes!"