Quotes added on Saturday, September 14 2013
Forget that I love you
Forget I still care.
Forget that I need you.
Forget all our swears<3
Forget I still care.
Forget that I need you.
Forget all our swears<3
Me in School Yesterday:
Me: Harry Potter's back b/tches!
Me: And it's Friday the 13th
Me: Wait a second...it could just be bad luck!
Me: VOLDEMORT COULD HAVE PLANNED THIS.
Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU
Me: *walks out of class*
Me: Harry Potter's back b/tches!
Me: And it's Friday the 13th
Me: Wait a second...it could just be bad luck!
Me: VOLDEMORT COULD HAVE PLANNED THIS.
Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU
Me: *walks out of class*
Some part of me will never let
go…
Maybe one day, the world will find out about all these
bands/actors/singers, that don't do drugs, humiliate
themselves, or spit on their fans...
I know that in her video Miley Cyrus is naked
because it means that Liam left her powerless, she licks a hammer
because she secretly loves the pain etc etc...
But there were 593950294029402 cleaner ways to show it!
Sorry, I don' t want to make fun of her... I just miss Hannah :'(
But there were 593950294029402 cleaner ways to show it!
Sorry, I don' t want to make fun of her... I just miss Hannah :'(
When adverts try and disguise themselves as witty quotes...
OH HELLLLL NO
OH HELLLLL NO
me: *sneezes in a room full
of people*
people: *cricket noises*
me: WELL OKAY THEN, ILL BLESS MY SELF
me: bless you
people: *cricket noises*
me: WELL OKAY THEN, ILL BLESS MY SELF
me: bless you
TODAY I WAS OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME FRIENDS AND THE WAITER WAS VERY VERY CUTE. HE ASKED US WHAT WE WANTED AND MY FRIEND GOES:
"I'LL HAVE THE SPAGHETTI. AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER."
HE LAUGHED, TOOK THE REST OF OUR ORDERS AND WALKED AWAY, BUT NOT BEFORE SHE READ HIS NAME TAG AND SAID,
"OKAY, SEE YA, BEN! WE'RE ALREADY ON A FIRST NAME BASIS."
