Quotes added on Tuesday, September 17 2013

I am the Richest man on earth because I am the Happiest man on earth. After all, isn’t Happiness the Greatest Wealth in Life? - RVM.
If you kissed me , I would
[x] kissed back <3
[] hit the bedroom
[] slap you
[] stare at you wondering if we will kiss again
[] laugh about it
[] bite your lip
[] push you away
[] we wouldn’t

If you hugged me , I would
[x] hug u back
[] push u closer
[] push you away
[] let you hug me
[] we wouldn’t

If we were to get married I would
[] have kids with you
[] divorce you
[x] be faithful
[] kill you in your sleep
[] be the best wife / husband
[] we wouldn’t

Would I date you
[] in a heart beat
[] already did , but there’s still a chance
[] I am right now
[] I want to but it probably wont work
[] no
[] if you asked
[] I don’t know
[x] maybe

If I woke up next to u
[] kick you out
[x] scream
[] cuddle
[] smash
[] chill
[] look at you & go back to sleep
[] make you breakfast
[] kiss you
[] we wouldn’t

If we had a baby together
[] boy
[] girl
[] I want it to be a surprise
[x] we wouldn’t

How did we make it
[] condom broke
[] didn’t pull it out in time
[] on purpose
[] we were drunk
[] just happened
[x] wouldn’t sleep with you

Our relationship would be
[] together
[] on & off
[] Divorced
[x] break up </3
[] friends with benefits

You should
[] hug me when you see me next
[] inbox me
[]Talk to me more
[]Chill with me
[]Nothing
[x] I don’t know  

please copy and send to ur friends and please follow me :)
thanks  
It's weird.
Last week I found a little packet of Oreo's in my bag, right?
Well, I just found another little packet in my backpack.
Dear whoever leaves those in my bag,
I offically love you for understanding my cookie loving self.
Me: Wow why are my hands soo cold!

My Best Friend: Because, your hands lead straight to your icy HEART
 
love you too.

            
________________

nmf, nmq but mixed up a bit
that one annoying song that it won't come out of your head.
me: will i'm bored again time to open the fridge again. 

I'm feeling so ignored on Witty right now 

you could call me Internet Explorer or

Kevin Jonas.
This quote does not exist.
Akinator is a genius. No joke.
I wish, I wish, I could understand fish, But then again, Why would anyone want to understand fish? Fish are as_holes. I mean all they do is sh_t, eat and die. But wait... Are we really any different? Do we really have any more meaning than to be just that? Fish? To be snapped up into thr grasp of an upper class? The government? I don't know. I don't know. Are we really living? Is it our purpose just to give meaning to the term "rat race"? I wish, oh, I wish I could understand fish.
People You Might Like
  • Steve
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
  • tornedsoul*
  • DJ*
Newest Wittians
  • Lindasib
  • BobbyeriStUsh
  • Lewisuhagab
  • ThomasovCok
  • Buffka
  • cosmetictattooingbrisbane
  • Clarazkaaroca