Quotes added on Friday, September 20 2013

I'm so ready for school... to end.
 
Overthinking killed my hapiness. 
   
Insecurities killed my self-esteem. 
  
Lies killed my trust. 
Boy: I asked my girlfriend if it was okay if I got her a ring, and she said "Nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
Attractive friend: Wow, I'm so ugly. 
Me: If you're ugly, what the f/ck am I?
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still... still I'am HEARTBROKEN ;(
FIX ME... PLEASE ??
Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: Gravity, mom.
Boy: Are you single?
Me: No I'm plural
Boy: No, I mean are you free this friday? 
Me: No, I'm expensive
At least gravity is attracted to me
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