Quotes added on Saturday, September 28 2013

Really offended that these microwave instructions

told me to turn my burrito over gently

..like I don't treat every burrito with the utmost respect!



On every thursday, there should be a day we're girls were NO make-up... So people could see their real beauty.
friend: i hate when people talk about themselves!

me: you just did.

friend: no i didn't.

me: yeah you did you said you hate when people talk about themselves when you just were.

friend: ......shut up.

Wow!!, What a day..
I made 10 new friends,
went to 2 Birthday parties,
4 meetings,
5 beer cans ,
ran 6 miles,

......then told a bunch of lies on here.


im convinced that reality is just an illusion, a bad dream we will one day wake up from
If you don't remember what Blockbuster is, I don't want to see your face ever again.

How am I supposed to make great life choices
when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next   ????


torturing me with the things we talk about and wish some day to have , tormenting me with your soft caresing voice, not knowing what your words are doing to me
remember when the world ended last year
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