Quotes added on Wednesday, October 2 2013

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.
 

I wish my hair would straighten itself.
Piglet: How do you spell love?
Pooh: You dont spell it, you feel it!


I love those people who stay up till 12:00am to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday


 
 
You can't change the one you love. You're not supposed to.
 
Did you know?
Jackie Chan once held an egg inside his fist and broke 12 concrete blocks with his hand without damaging the egg!
It's impossible to cry while in space.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BbuOn--ERI
Before going to bed, 87% people count how many hours of sleep they're going to get.  
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. 
Teacher: You must be Kidding? 
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.
A recent survey in the US asked if people thought there were too many immigrants. 

17% said: Yes. 
83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.
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