Quotes added on Saturday, October 5 2013


Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Because he got tired of the hole thing.
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all the pain and the truth
 

    i wear like a battle wound


    so ashamed, so confused, i was broken and bruised

 




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happy birthday colton wilson we love nd miss you rest in peace
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Spongebob&Patrick: "Surprise!
Happy Birthday, Squidward!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday
Cake!
Happy, happy
Birthday!
Pin the
Tail on
the seahorse!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday, 
Squidward!!"

Squidward: " It's not
My bithday!!!"


"Opposite Day"

 
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if you end up
with a boring miserable life

because
you listened to your mom,
your dad, your teacher,
your priest, or some guy on
television telling you how to do your sh¡t,
then you deserve it.
Dog: woof
Cat: meow
Bird: chirp
Mouse: squeak
Cow: moo
Frog: croak
Seal: ow ow ow
Elephent: toot

Fox: RING-DING-DING-DING DINGERINGEDINGGGGGGG
I'll stop being lazy as soon as being lazy stops being so awesome.
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