Quotes added on Saturday, October 5 2013



Never has it been so easy, to be in love
And to give you this heart of mine.

 

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There was a zoo,
The only thing in the zoo was a dog.

IT WAS A
SHlTZU
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But love is not for the daytime. 
It is to be whispered at night between lovers, shy, scared words that could make or break a man, said into skin covered in a sheen of sweat. It is to be said with tears in your eyes, with pain in your soul, or with wings on your heart. No, love is not for the daytime. 

I'll carry you home,
no you're not alone.
Keep marching on,
this is worth fighting for,
you know we've all got battle scars.
You've had enough,
but just don't give up.
Stick to your guns,
you are worthing fighting for,
you know we've all got battle scars.
Keep marching on.
Guy: don't worry, I just want to chat. nothing more. 
I'm not a p.ervert or nothing.

*a few days later.*

Guy:
send me selfies.
Guy: what's ur bra size?
Guy: what is under ur clothes? ;)
Guy: idk I'd ask u to send me a pic of u,
but u r stuck on just selfies (; haha
Guy: *sends picture practically n.aked* 
-- like, picture those ads of men in breifs
in the underwear section of walmart.--

*after getting defensive*

Guy:
lol wat is ur problem? I wasn't flirting...
Guy: b.icth, r u trying to lawyer this?
Guy: stop making scenarios in ur head. crazy.


lol no one asks someone for their bra
size out of the kindness in their heart, buddy.

I'm not and idiot and it wasn't a "scenario" in my

head, and it f.ucking p.isses me off that I ended up
being the bad guy because he never came out and
said to send him "something more" than a selfie.
I've been down that particular block countless times
with guys, and I know when a guy is trying to hint that
they want something more. He basically turned everything
around to it being my fault, even him asking me suggestive
questions like how big my b.oobs are. I don't see how that
worked out because- he's the one that said to stick with selfies,
but then he got p.issed because I only sent selfies. he's the one
that said he had a question, and I told him "okay." he's the one
that just randomly started asking me to tell him what all I have
under my clothes. and he's the one that took it into his own 
hands to keep sending himself in his underwear asking me
if there was more of him I wanted to see. and then to turn it
around and tell me if was m fault, that it was all in my head.
You've got to be kidding me. I'm just p.issed right now and
need to let off some steam.
 

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 Your best teacher,
is your last mistake.
 "If you have good thoughts,
they will shine out of your face like sunbeams
and you will always look lovely."

- Roald Dahl
*new guy joins witty*
Literally everyone: "FAKE ACCOUNT. LOOK AT 'HIM,' HE PUT HIS ACTUAL NAME IN HIS USERNAME, WHAT A TOOL. HE WON'T EVEN POST A PICTURE OF HIMSELF TO PROVE HE'S NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT. AND HOW DARE HE MAKE QUOTES ABOUT GIRLS BEING BEAUTIFUL. THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE ON THE SITE."
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