Quotes added on Thursday, October 10 2013

And what if I don't ever want,
To leaven my house?
Stay on the couch while
All my friends are going out.

Be Alone ~ Paramore
I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum
Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my willy are really old friends
Water popped out where my willy hole ends
Silly old willy, look what you've done
You've got water on my friendly old bum
My willy's silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum
 
Willy bum bum bum bum
 
Enough about my willy and more about my bum
I can fit my friendly old thumb
Right in my bum when I do a little fart
Air popped out where my bum hole starts
I found a wasp, put it in my bum
Stung my rect.m, now my bum hole's numb
Silly old wasp, look what you've done
Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum
 
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum
 
Enough about my bum, more about my willy
My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly
My friendly old bum is covered in frost
My bum got stung by a cross old wasp
Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun
How should I fix my cold old bum?
Go outside and put my bum in the sun
And my bum got burnt and then begun singing
 
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum, wasp
 
Silly old willy and a burnt old bum
Out in the sun with my pants undone
Where are my plums? Did they get lost?
It's all your fault you smelly old wasp
"Let's get drunk", I said to my bum
"It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue"
My greedy old bum said "I want some!"
Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum
 
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum
 
You smelly old wasp!
You silly old willy!
You friendly old bum!

...There is always that 1 person that's just there for certain reasons. Those certain reasons are to make you smile, make you happy, pick you up when your down, or even if your having a depressing day too flip it around. They are the only reason why you love waking up in the morning, or even why you dream..... Yea that "used too be you" "used too be". You see we used to always talk and now we hardly speak not a word if sometimes we did have convos that lasted for a little. Look at what we "used" to have..up all night texting non-stop so much stuff we had in mind nothing to worry about always used to see each other our family's used to get in our way but nothing to serious. Then nothing, what came out of us was just silence... we both just dipped and disappeared to our own worlds... losing respect was 1 thing and not caring was something else. Seeing you smile something that made me happy but you disappearing was just something else. body and i mean it "NObody" meant to me as much as you did   and you just put everything on paper and crumbled it up and threw it in the trash. Thank you i meant a lot (sarcasm)!

 

-Sorry people Had to many things on my mind :(     

I've often dreamt in quiet moments
of a world where you and I


can be happy together.
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Parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful.
Family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet.
Friends: omg you are sooo pretty!
Boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before.


 
 
Im Feeling 18!!!!
I am officialy an ADULT!!!!!
Today

 
Me: Do you ever smell the upsexy at school or is it just me?
Friend: Smell the what?
Me: Upsexy..
Friend: Wth is that?
Me: What?
Friend: What the h/ll is that?
Me: What are you asking me?
Friend: What's upsexy?
Me: Nothing much, you? 

I hate it when they end up being the one whom you love...
...and then their twin sister ruins your day sooooo bad that you almost cut again last night.
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