Quotes added on Friday, October 11 2013
the broccoli says "i look like a small
tree", the mushroom says "i look like an
umbrella", the walnut says "i look like a brain",
and the banana says "can we please change the
subject?"
So,
I've
been
away
from
Witty
for
a little
while...and
no one
noticed.
I love
this
community...jk
-_-
happpy
birthday
Ashleigh
wish you were here.
wish you were here.
i always try to cheer myself up by singing when i'm sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worst than my problems.
I
look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. then, i look at
you... and... i think i'll look at the moon
again?!
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free... from your job.
When you have a hammer in your hand,
everything around you looks like a nail.
Just don't lick it like Miley Cyrus :P
Just don't lick it like Miley Cyrus :P
When a man gets close to a
woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating
faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he
becomes irrational... Why? Because the leather smells like a new
car.
You know you are getting
old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more
than the cake itself.
I love the computer because all my friends live
inside it!
