Quotes added on Saturday, October 26 2013

Away from laptop
Me: mom i'm hungry
Me: mom i'm bored
Me: mom let's go to the park

On laptop:
Mom: Dinne-
Me: NOT HUNGRY

Mom: Hey! do you want to-
Me: *sticks earplugs in ears*

Mom: The weather sure is ni-
Me: THE LAPTOP BRIGHTNESS
IS MY SUN I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
GETTING AT

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Butterbear
funny

The only reason im on witty right now is because im at my dads house, i had to get rid of my computer at home because the police made me give my mom my facebook password and my phone password after i ran away for a bit... I got tired of taking all the sit my mom was putting out. i figured if i did something like that it would shock her into treating me better, instead, she called the cops and pressed charges.

And thats why I've been gone.

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*AngelsAreBadass*
sigh

So I'm awful and left you all hanging with Golden Boy. Truth is I will very likely not be finishing it. I just lost it with the story. I had ideas of where I wanted to get to but not how to get to those points. I'm sorry. There may be another story coming from me eventually. I'm not sure. But I felt I owed all of you an explanation.

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bluegreeneyes28
story

Standing in front of a closet full of clothes sayin
"I have nothing to wear!"

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imperfect *
sotrue

"Ok, I'm going to study now."
3 hours later
"...Ok I'm going to study now."

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IL0veAutumn
schoolhater

everyone has their own way of releasing pain.
whether it's crying,
listening to music,
drawing,
writing,
or even self harming.

Admittedly, some options are not worth it in the end.
But you aren't supposed to tell them that.
Those are their battle scars;
and if they live long enough to show them,
that just means that things will get better.

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Apologetic*
inspirational

Tonight has been spent looking for a suit for me to wear tomorrow

Raven: Too formal. Too not formal. Too colourful. Too black. (ect.ect)
Me: I think the black one would be fine...
Raven: No. Do you not have a good one? God. You wait until last minute for everything. You'll probably wait untill last minute to get your wedding suit lined up too. You're so unprepared.
Me: Alas. 'Tis my wedding day and I do not have a tux. Oh the horrors! I must get married in a band tee and skinny jeans! ('Faints')
Raven: That'll so be you. You'll walk up to the alter and everyone will be staring at you like 'Dafaq is he wearin'?'
Me: Or I could have a wedding where people wore only band tees and skinny jeans...
Raven: Then you'd probably forget to get a band tee and end up wearing a tux.
Me:
Raven:
Me:
Raven:
Me: Shut up.

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