Quotes added on Tuesday, October 29 2013

The wise respond.The foolish react.The wise think and then act.The foolish act and then regret.-RVM
Whenever I get food
my mind automatically wonders whether there is anything in the kitchen I can dip it in.
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. -Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. -Dido
It's got oats and corn and wheat, It's the sweetest maple treat, It's maplemaple maaaaaaple-licious...
So today, i heard on the radio that Uncle Toby's Oats Express Strawberry and Honey Yoghurt has no honey in it..    
me: what would you do if there was no google friend: erm, I probably go home and google it
tbh im probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008
ME: KNOCK KNOCK
BOY: WHOS THERE
ME: WEED
BOY: WEED WHO?
ME: YOU WEED ALL OVER MY CARPET
BOY: ._,
ME: xD
BOY: ._.
MEl: :)
BOY: .-.
ME: :i
BOY: -.-
ME: >:(
BOY: ITS FUNNT BECAUSE ITS TRUE
ME: D:
I hate girls that push their butts out as they walk.
You know you look like a retarded Flamingo, right?
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