Quotes added on Friday, November 8 2013







{In the end,}
| some of your greatest pains | 
   become your greatest strengths. 
 

 
 

Love is looking at a photo your chic took with other girls and only staring at her
I've set an expiry date for myself
Hopefully this time next week I'll be gone.
One week to say my goodbyes
One week to live
One week till I die
going on my second date with my boyfriend tonight at 7 and goes on till 9
Can I be a mongoose dog?
Me:i have a magic trick thatll make you forget your gay.
Friend:im not gay...
Me:told ya!...
Friend:....dammit

 
Boy:hi
Girl:i have a boy friemd
Boy:i said hi not suck my d!ck
Teacher:do you want me to share that with the class?
Me:no,thats why i whispered it.
 
Someone:your so ugly
Me:really?
Someone:yes!
Me:good,i was trying to look like you today
 
teacher:wheres your homework?
me:at home
teacher:and whats it doing there
me:well obviously having more fun than me
 
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