Quotes added on Friday, November 8 2013

guy:FAIL!!!
me:no one asked for your life story

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teacher:can you explain me why you failed the test?

me:can you explain me why you failed to educate?

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twinkle twinkle little star,i wanna hit you with a car,throw you off a tree so high,hope you break your neck and die

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My Friend Hates the song 'Get Lucky' by Daft Punk
Friend: We're-
Me: Up all night to get lucky
Friend: Shut up, Caitlin. Like I was saying, we're-
Me: *dancing around* Up all night to get lucky! Up all night to get lucky!
Friend: *tosses gasoline on me*
Friend: *tosses lit match on me*
Me: *on fire* Up all night to get lucky!

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