Quotes added on Monday, November 11 2013

Boy: hey I saw you on t.v last night
Friend: really!!?!!?! what channel!??!?!
Boy: animal planet...

Mother said to the father, "Please have a word with our son, I found a stack of porn0 magazines under his bed"
The father walks into the son's bedroom. "Son, you must stop looking at porn0 magazines, they'll make you go blind.
"I'm over here dad."

i dont understand how it can go from boiling hot sunny about to go for a tan to cloudy thundery i need a cuddle and chocolate weather. wtf god

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the dead. Short days ago We lives, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields Take up our quarrel with the foe; To you from falling hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields Lest We Forget

Mum: eat your tea.. Theres kid out there starving and you dont even eat your tea.. its going to waste.
a few hours later
Sister: Mum i'm going to have a shower.
Mum: You had one this morning and yesterday night? Its wasting water!
Sister: No. Theres kids out there with no water why let this water go to waste and not use it..?
Mum: ugh. whatever.
 Im sorry if this disrespects anyone my sister was just joking around with mum :]

i have 2 moods 
sleep is for the weak
sleeping for a week
there is no inbetween.