Quotes added on Tuesday, November 12 2013

Ballin my eyes out tonight ): Im sorry...
me: knock knock
allen: whose there?
me: pen is 
allen: whose pen is?
me: BAHAHHAHAHA
allen: *after 10 minutes finally gets it* Lol you sicko ;D
The challenge in Life is not to have the absence of Fear,but to have the courage to overcome it.-RVM
Today I was in the village (Manhattan) and when I walked past a group of drunk-a** white guys, one of them said to me
YO!!! MY BRO LOVES YOU!!
So I snorted and then walked away and tripped as I got back into the car. .-.
Im now in the Land of Ooo listening to the Assasians Creed Soundtrack. Im on Leave Her Johnny. I love this type of music :/
When i was younger: *Picks up 5 cents*
IM RICH
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I let some blind guy borrow my money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....wait O-O
Hey, I wouldnt say that I hate you. But if you got run over by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
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