Quotes added on Wednesday, November 20 2013

I hate nights where you just can't stop thinking.
Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*



they tell you to be differernt,
but then judge you because you arn't the same.

 
How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
 
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 
 
Try to say goodbye and I choke.
Try to walk away and I stumble.
Though I try to hide it, it's clear.
My whole world crumbles when you are not near.
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can my life get any worse ugh just great I lost my job to much stress is just in top of me im seriously about to go crazy my life just basically sucks just horrible :(
All my desires have been taken away, death is all I have left, so I will die the way I please unless you kill me before then.
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