Me : Mom,
my head hurts soo bad
Mom : Oh
its probably nothing
Me : Oh no
a few pages from my textbook are missing
Mom : OMG,
okay do you want me to drive you over to your friend's place so
that you can get a photocopy?or, i'll do it for you..Or you
know what, i'll just buy you a new one..or maybe one of your
cousins has the same book or I'll go print out some
'missing' posters and you go call the police!!they'll
find it!