Quotes added on Monday, December 16 2013

let's play a game called "watch tumblr and twitter react to Dylan Sprouse's nudes"

"dylan should have just been like nah that was cole"

mr moseby voice: "NO DI/CK PICKS IN MY LOBBY"

"disney: the suite life on di/ck."

"i just saw dylan sprouse's prndl!"

"the suite life of co.ck and cody"

"dylan sprouse puts the D in disney"


 

you cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

"write something your parents would be proud of", witty tells me, as i proceed to type out a quote about dylan sprouse's genitals.

Though I try to get you out of my head

The truth is I got lost without you



i made a new display name so im stellarflame now


im crying over fictional characters right now im so upset i cant help myself :(:(



 
Today my seven year old Niece told me she had a crush on me, when I asked her why she said its becuase I have an absolutely beautiful personality. It's funny that even children can realise that its not all about your looks, its about whats on the inside. really wish a whole lot more people a like this, maybe the world is changing. Hopeful for the future!


Zack, "I'm going through withdrawl right now. I need Ketchup."
Alex, "So, just got offstage, it was a good show-."
Zack, "Just give me some ketchup. Its not that hard." *Starts throwing stuff*

Jack, "Cloussy, just get the man some ketchup."
Zack, "What do I gotta do to get some dam.n ketchup?! I've asked 3 times already!"
Jack, "*Yelling*
Get the man some ketchup!"
*Zack starts hitting the wall.*
 *Camera shows Rian looking completely confused.*
Jack, "*still yelling* A year ago, I didn't have armpit hair and now I have armpit hair!!"
Alex, "GUYS Why are we yelling??"



-All Time Low"
"Straigth tDvd"

 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
Every time I think there's a ghost in my house,
I secretly hope it's Tate.
(American Horror Story, Season 1)

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.


If I could find a way to see this straight,
I'd run away,
To some fortune that I,
I should've found by now.

(Cough Syrup, Young The Giant)
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