one
time
I overslept
and
my mom
came
into
my room to wake me up
and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be
rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then
so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed
“rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and
said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day
it’s the best joke I’ve ever made