Quotes added on Wednesday, December 18 2013


Don't highlight, I wrote something dirty.


Something dirty




long distance relationships suck.
my couch is way too far away from my fridge.



 




my friend who snorts cocaine won't eat
cookie dough because "it's bad for you."

 







men




want to fix you
save you
or fck you

i can't be fixed
and i don't care to be saved.












one time I overslept and my mom came into
my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made



 




Single and ready to reply with
sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle



 
This quote does not exist.
It will be a marvelous thing, the true personality of man, when we see it.
-Oscar, Dead Man's Hand (Doctor Who comic books) Part 4/4.
Every time i wanna sleep i start thinking about so much crap its unbelievable what runs through my mind. on top of that stress is killin me im seriously ganna have an anxiety attack to much crap is going on. Im muslim and im just tempted to start drinking people tell me it takes stress off of me. They told me to smoke weed it helps u a lot i tried it didnt do crap i dnt know whats wrong wih me i need help im loosing my mind. -just venting people
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