Quotes added on Friday, December 20 2013





i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration



 




if you are in the ocean and a shark
is about to bite you point at it firmly and say "hey shark don't do that"



 






when my fridge is empty, so is my heart.





 
This quote does not exist.




*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*



 




i have lost all motivation
i only care about christmas.



 
This quote does not exist.




i need someone who can go out
and get completely wasted with me at parties one night then stay in and watcg netflix on another night.



 






What's stopping you?





 






Let's be weird together.


 

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