Quotes added on Saturday, December 21 2013

That awkward moment when youtube recommends you watch how condoms are made.


Sometimes you have to remember the painful things
So later 
when they happen
You can say you knew it was coming
and it wont hurt as bad

And that's not bad
There's nothing wrong with being prepared

 

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The moon is like the earth's own special night light, the stars are its toys and the sun is its football
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confessions .
[] I'm straight.
[x] I'm gay.
[] I'm bi-curious
[] I'm easy.
[] I do wear make up.
[x]When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
[x] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
[] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
[] I wear a bra to bed
[] I sleep naked
[] I wear toe nail polish.
[] I have cried at a movie theater.
[] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.
[] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
[x] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
[] I've wrecked a car.
[] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I'd do anything for that special guy
[] I get jealous easily
[x] I love cuddling.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ;D
[x] I’ve gotten a detention.
[x2] I've gotten suspended.
[] I've gotten expelled.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like rock.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my cell phone.
[x] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPod.
[] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own/did own a boy band CD.
[] Football isn't boring.
[] I love athletic boys.
[] I love skater guys.
[] I love punk guys.
[] I love gangsta guys.
[x] I love emo guys.
[x] I love gothic guys.
[] I love geeky guys.
[xxx] I love country guys.
[x] I love guys that are just themselves.
[x] Guys are confusing
[] I've been called a tease.
[x] I've been called a slutt
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[] I can't leave the house without makeup.
[x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
[x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me.
[x] I would do anything for my friends.
[] I smoke way too much.
[] I drink way too much.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I have piercings other than my ears.

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All the exciting stuff happens when I'm not there.
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