Quotes added on Wednesday, January 15 2014

SOtD #13

Sharp Dressed Man
~by ZZ Top~
so i went on a roadtrip with my friends and:


- we went to see Frozen in a small town movie theater that had mismatched couches instead of chairs and also the little paper tickets that say "admit one" on them

- we drank 21 litres of iced tea and 12 litres of iced coffee between us 

- the guy at subway gave me seven free cookies. shoutout to the guy at subway. i ate all the cookies and a 12 inch sub so i think he stopped thinking i was hot at that point but it was glorious

- we all bought snapbacks and at one point i was wearing 5 snapbacks at once and that had to be the moment when i ran into our principal

- he looked at me and nodded then literally backed away

- there was a sign in the middle of nowhere that said "santa is dead and the reindeer have taken over." 

- ???????????????????????? what

- i might have purchased all the guys underwear that said "YOLO" on the waistband and confiscated all their other underwear so they had to wear them

- when i say might have i mean that that's exactly what happened and i've never been prouder of myself

- we witnessed an old man vault over a fence into private property to pick a bunch of flowers for his wife :))))

- ONE OF US GOT STUCK IN A WINDOW

- NO IT WASNT ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

- one of my friends got very tired and fell asleep wearing only his YOLO underwear, one sock and a floral bonnet

- i was dared to go a week without coffee and i made it four days before i gave in and drank three consecutive cups within half an hour

- we wrote Hannibal fanfiction in the car i love my friends so much


i don't know i just wanted to share that stuff because it was great and i want to remember it forever :) 

 



& Happy 18th Birthday
to me! I honestly did not think I would make it this far. But I am here, so are you, & darling, I'm so proud of you
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                                                        My mind, everyone.

Your hearts against my chest, lips pressed to my neck, I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet. And this feeling I'll forget, kiss me ♥
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you never realize how loud your everyday actions are until you try to do them at 2:30 am

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”



 


I think
I'm a little bit
little bit
a little bit

in love with you


 


Kid: why do we have to learn this?
Math teacher: because f
×ck you

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