Quotes added on Sunday, February 2 2014

We might be hollow but we're brave.

why is it okay to hurt me but when it happens to you it's the end of the world?
good job buddy. (:


i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

Okay so like, there's this girl on facebook, who posted a status a few days ago.
It was saying how if she didn't get chocolate or a teddy bear for valentines day she'd hurt somebody.
Well, today she posted a picture saying
"You're complaining about not having a valentine on valentines day?
Some people don't have a mother on mother's day, or a father on father's day.
So shut the fck up."
I'm sitting here like... "YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE, MY GOD."

I don't know how to survive school anymore, no one does after Ned's Declassified was canceled, it's been hard.
Feel The Worst?
Act The Best.
Fool Them All.

You text me
I respond 15 seconds later
and apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later
I'm still waiting for a response.

can we throw a virtual dance party bc i cannot dance and you all might die from laughing.


Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk
me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mom: what
me: Virgin Mobile
mom: go to your room
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