Quotes added on Thursday, February 6 2014

My life is a cycle of learning life lessons from sitcoms 5 minutes after it would've been useful.
I've just bought some ghost-shaped laxative tablets.

They scare the sh*t out of me.
This quote does not exist.
When I bring you breakfast in bed, just say: thanks!

Don't be like:"who are you?!" Or "how did you get in my house?!"





I used to think the Dauntless were fearless,
but maybe what I saw as fearless was actually fear,
under control.


~ Divergent





 





she was like the moon.
part of her was always hidden away





 

guyS I FIGURED IT OUT I KNOW WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE HAPPY AGAIN IT'S SO OBVIOUS I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER REALISED
what this world needs is a group hug. 






 

stranger: knocks on front door
me: hides under table



guys if you want awkward just look over here






 
screw the "something to 
remember me by" bulls.hit.
if someone lets me go, forget
me, please. I don't want a call
a few years down the line when
you realize how good you had it.

plus, in my experience, the more

exes remember you, the more 
s.hit they talk about you, and the 
more enemies you make (even
if you've never met them before.)


Take me away from time and season
Far away we'll sing with reason
Prepare a throne of stars above me
As the world once known will leave me



 

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