Quotes added on Sunday, February 9 2014
And being here without
you
Is like I'm waking up to
Only half a blue sky
Kinda there but not quite
I'm walking around with just one shoe
I'm half a heart without you
Is like I'm waking up to
Only half a blue sky
Kinda there but not quite
I'm walking around with just one shoe
I'm half a heart without you
So just
turn your face
Untill I can't feel you anymore
Turn your face
Untill I can't see you anymore
Walk away
Untill your not standing at my door
Turn your face
Walk away
And stay
Turn your face
Untill I can't feel you anymore
Turn your face
Untill I can't see you anymore
Walk away
Untill your not standing at my door
Turn your face
Walk away
And stay
Turn your face
We are who we are who we are
Pretty's just a pretty word
And I'm gonna shine like a star
Cuz I'm the only me in this world
Throw away the books and the magazines
Never gonna look like a beauty queen
We are who we are who we are
And I'm just doing me
Pretty's just a pretty word
And I'm gonna shine like a star
Cuz I'm the only me in this world
Throw away the books and the magazines
Never gonna look like a beauty queen
We are who we are who we are
And I'm just doing me
Just doing me
teacher: how
did the universe start?
me:
me:
me: our whole universe was in a hot dense state then fourteen billion years ago expansion started - wait - the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built the pyramids math science history unraveling the mysteries that all started with the big bang
me: bang!
me:
me:
me: our whole universe was in a hot dense state then fourteen billion years ago expansion started - wait - the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built the pyramids math science history unraveling the mysteries that all started with the big bang
me: bang!
friend:
here are some words i use in every sentence
-no
-stop
-dude
-literally
-like
-seriously
-f//ck
me: that's a sentence right there
me: forwards and backwards
me: you can rearrange them in any order and it'll be a sentence
teacher: ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of today's youth
-no
-stop
-dude
-literally
-like
-seriously
-f//ck
me: that's a sentence right there
me: forwards and backwards
me: you can rearrange them in any order and it'll be a sentence
teacher: ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of today's youth
"Did you draw that ?"
They ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketch book to the ground , screaming "NO I DID NOT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT"
They ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketch book to the ground , screaming "NO I DID NOT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT"
Me while washing my hands:
me: *singing 'Party in the USA'*
That's when the taxi man turn on the radio
And the Jay-Z song was on
And the Jay-Z song was on
And the...
me: * notices that I forgot my towel in the room*
me: * starts singing again*
And my towel is not here
So I put my hands up
.......
...
.
me: *singing 'Party in the USA'*
That's when the taxi man turn on the radio
And the Jay-Z song was on
And the Jay-Z song was on
And the...
me: * notices that I forgot my towel in the room*
me: * starts singing again*
And my towel is not here
So I put my hands up
.......
...
.
Singing in the shower is all fun and
games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it just becomes a
soap opera.
