Quotes added on Monday, February 17 2014

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit only eats vegettables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so...
Im not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Live everyday like you're Glen Coco
boy: wanna hear a joke?
girl: of course!
boy: knock, knock!
girl: who's there?
boy: marry.
girl: marry, who?
boy: marry, me?
My laziness is exactly as the number 8.
If it lays down, it's infinite.
I you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. Yu have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life. And here you are. You go Glen Coco. You're awesome.
This quote does not exist.
This isn't an office. It's H*ll with fluorescent lighting.
Hey you.
Yeah, you.
No, not you...
The other guy.
You right there!
Yes, you.
Do you like tacos?
I NEED TO FIGHT WHAT I feel0
, because i want you to be mine.
i know you cant though,
because you love another



g.d.
 

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