Mom:
You did
your
hair?
Me:
Yes
Mom:
Without
my permission?
Me:
Yes
Sister:
You did
well except
the
back
but I
can fix
that.
Dad: *joking
tone*
I can
fix it.
Me: No
thanks.
Dad:
What's
better
than
having
your
dad
burn
your
hair
off?
Me:
What's
better
is her
doing
it.
Dad:
I can
smell
the burning.
Me:
I can
too.