Quotes added on Monday, March 10 2014

Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.
i'll buy myself a big gosh darn wedding ring
i'll marry my own dang self

so, I keep seeing people
call two of the video games
I happen to really like "s.hit."
I'd just really like to say, just
because it's something you
personally don't like, doesn't
mean it is s.hit. I happen to
like those two games, and
you might not know how to
play them properly to get a
good ending or you might
think they're boring, but they
are not s.hit. COD isn't the
type of game I like, and I 
think it's overrated, but I 
wouldn't bash it and call it
s.hit. if you like something,
like it, if you don't, then don't.
not everything is going to 
suit you. you're not going to
like every genre of music,
movies, tv shows, games,
etc., but they aren't s.hit.
everyone needs to learn to
hate a little less.

where's the customize button for my face
i get progressively uglier throughout the day
i like pizza
you like pizza
i am bad at poems
please date me
isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like, "I don't know how to hold to a pencil."
Teacher: do you understand now?
Me: yeah, totally.
Teacher: *walks away*
Me: what

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

having "feelings" is ruining my
reputation of being a heartless btch

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