Movies/TV Shows are
so unrealistic.
Like, who can seriously dial a number and be like, "Find
everything you can on ________"
And then your private investigator just so happens to find the
exact information on the exact person you're looking
for, even though there are probably dozens of other people
with the same name.
Nice try, Television...
Yeah, if you could just... you know... stop making it impossible to
not love you. That, that would be great.
Or better yet, stop being in love with her and just notice
me.