Quotes added on Friday, March 21 2014

When someone doesn't answer my text
(Let it go parody)
Let me know
Let me know
Why won't you answer me?
Let me know
Let me know
I can't stand it anymore
Here I sit
And stare at the screen
Let me know, let me know
I didn't want to talk to you anyway
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies withen us
This quote does not exist.
MY DAYDREAM:

Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You gotta leave some room to breathe!
*starts unbuttoning shirt

Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats enough

Me: No no...it's not...hold on
*takes off shirt

Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT OFF!

Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
*Slowly pulls off his undershirt.

Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!

Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let me help
*Unzips his pants

Nick: Laura...
*tries to push me away

Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...

Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!

Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna frickle frack with me? ;]

Nick:....what

END OF DREAM

Okay, I've been drawing peach rings on index cards and having my friend give them to my crush and seriously he doesn't even seem afraid for his life. I saw him during class reading the index card which btw made my heart happy.
"I'm sick" I say as I make
soup at 2am.


"Okay"
 
   "Okay"
 



TRUE FRIENDSHIP:

Me:
I feel like I'm gonna vomit 
Friend: Well, if you need somewhere to vomit you can vomit on me.
Me:
Me:
Her:
Other Friends:
Her: wait. 








I was happy, but you fixed that by showing your face again.
I hate the Twitter step-by-step beginner thing.
Maybe I didn't want to follow 5 people, Twitter. But thanks anyway.
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