Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You
gotta leave some room to breathe!
*starts unbuttoning shirt
Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats
Me: No no...it's not...hold on
*takes off shirt
Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT
Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
*Slowly pulls off his undershirt.
Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!
Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let
*Unzips his pants
*tries to push me away
Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...
Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!
Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna
frickle frack with me? ;]
END OF DREAM