Quotes added on Thursday, March 27 2014
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history
class.
"Out of toilet paper. Good bye socks!"
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man
who shot my paw."
It's a little embarrassing to find out
that I actually suck at
what I love to do.
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a
conversation.
Why did the elephant sit on an orange outside the synagogue? He
wanted to see Jews coming out.
When some guy randomly
decides your new nick name
is Half-Elf.*
*Because your just a bit shorter than the average human.
and you like plants.
and you actually know wat the heck he's talking about.
is Half-Elf.*
*Because your just a bit shorter than the average human.
and you like plants.
and you actually know wat the heck he's talking about.
