Quotes added on Friday, March 28 2014

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don't go breakin' my heart to the surgeon
 

Every time I look at you, I think.. DAYUM! You lookin' good ;) Yes you guys..... I'm talking about food ;)

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?

HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"
 

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The only time I feel good falling
Is when I'm falling fast and hard for
You
The last two digits when I'm calling
Fade away but somehow I'll get through
The only time I feel good sinking
Is when I'm sinking fast and deep for
You
You caught me as I was winking
Now I think my winking days are through
Could it be another chang?
To come and rearrange
Why can't she just feel the way I do?
You can't love no one
You can't love something
You can't love nothing
You can't love anything
Till you can love yourself

Ethan: Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mommy?

Frank Beardsley: I don't think so. It's just a blind date.

Otter Beardsley: She can't see?