Quotes added on Tuesday, May 6 2014

" People who post their life on Witty,Facebook,Twitter, And Instagram, Honestly need a life. No one wants to know that you farted in math class and that ya'll giggled."

& I thought  I was okay with change,
but not this kind..
On Star wars day I played a 1977 star wars monopoly game and watched star wars revenge of the sith! I tried to move my piece with the force.. Didn't work :/ and then my mom called yoda a lizard.... We all freaked on her and made her leave the room. Lmao

& i told myself not to get attached..
but i
 did just that.
[now i'm screwed]

& because these things will change..
 




.....


 My girlfriend isn't allowed to watch Aladdin. He's trying to show her a whole new world. I'm like, "nah b*tch. I'm your whole world." 


.....






 
 


Angel of God, My guardian dear, to whom His love commits me here, Ever this day or night Be at my side, To light and guard, To rule and guide. Amen.
 


But I guess that's just what sl*ts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just f*cked you...
My brother. ♥♥

How was your flight?

This is his girlfriend. Who are you exactly? Why are you texting him?

Okay first of all, stop calling yourself his "girlfriend" to make yourself feel better than other girls, we all know you aren't official so don't flatter yourself. Second, I'm the girl that can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex-girlfriend real quick. Now how was my brother's flight? B*tch.

 



we can die together man we can die together.....
ins
ide joke..
my ex wanted to commit suicide and said we can do it together....
i wasnt talkin bout suicide xD
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