Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014





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My girlfriend isn't allowed to use salt or pepper. The hell she tryin' to spice her life up for? She already has me!



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My girlfriend not allowed to wear sneakers, I don't need her bending down in public trying to tie her shoes, that's what flip-flops are for.



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Ugly girls be talking 'bout "I need to get my beauty sleep."
B*tch, you better fall into a beauty coma then.  




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We swore that we'd be together forever.. but no matter how hard we tried, we just couldn't make it work.
I realized, no matter how much you love and care about somebody, Somethings just aren't meant to be.  




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That moment when you get stared down by the librarian xD 
I was to tired to put on my make up, there's only a little >~<  I look like poo....... BWAH 
My phone is being a jerk!! ;-; it won't turn on it keeps freezing ;-;.... WHYYYY
I should get over you 
Baby it's so hard
With this dark cloud
Hanging over my heart </3 
Miranda Lambert
I Just Really Miss You </3
7 states
2090.51 km
1298.98 miles
6,853,440 feet
82,241,280 inches
Away from the person who understands me the most.
maybe someday I can meet you.


kl
Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.
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