Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014

Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: [looks at nose] Pretty far.

[a kid gets hit by a kickball]
Kid: Ow, my organs!
Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!

Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!

Zim: I am the only one who can decode the files!
Dib: And I am the one with the files to be decoded!
Gir: AND I'M... AAAH-ahah... I dunno.

Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

Will sell soul for a massive breakfast.

Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...

Zim: Good question. I don't care!

Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.